From Evernote:

From the front lines of the Furlough

"It's a good day to work for free." 

"If I don't show up I lose my job. Some folks on my team don't have the gas money to get to work." 

"Move ahead folks, let's give the people at the end of the line the hope that things are moving."

"This is the last lineup you'll have to be in in Florida."

"Please throw out all liquids. Scientific studies have proven that water is indeed a liquid."

"The college-educated people above us said we'd see four to six strollers every eight hours max. Because that's the standard at all airports around the country. Six strollers max....We have Disneyland here."